Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you can.(YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute..
YR: Oh please! U want me urine on floor let you see see? And i think my butt cuter than you.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
YR: Please dont go look into the mirror at night, you will start screaming for help as though you see a ghost.
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: See what? Your ugly face?
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: Of cos unlike me. Cause you did everything very well from sports to academic thingy in the wrong way.
5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: My 3 year old brother sings better than you.

If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: Ya, I would like to whack your ugly face.
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: I’m looking at you. You are one of the ugliest people I have ever seen.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: I thank god for that.
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: I think rich people won’t even give you a ride. Look at your face man, it making others people sick.
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: So what I can make people like me. And I think shit look nicer than you.

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: I rather be together with a PIG.
2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
YR: Sure. But I forget the serial number for my cell phone.
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR : But I don’t.
4) What do you like about me?
YR: Your ugly face. It is so unique that no one can be uglier.
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: Kk. “I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!”

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Fuck off please! I dont want waste my time talking to BITCH!
2) You smell like shit!
YR: But I still smell better than you. BITCH!
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: You mean better in BITCHING? I agree to it. BITCH!
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: At least I won’t make baby cries when they saw me. BITCH!

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: That your problem, not mine!
2) I know you still love me!
YR: Who is “me”? Do I know you?
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: Go where? Want treat me makan ah?
4) Please call me...
YR: Call you a BITCH?
5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: I didnt feel any pain. So please fuck off.


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LOL
i pasted this for boyf to kill time.
xD
zek ark ah.
ROFL